LYRICS

Yea, touch dolphins I fuckin' love you guys ![crowd keeps singing chorus to "Loser"] You guys are great! I wanna touch every one of you! I wanna touch all of you! I want you to touch each other I really really want you to touch dolphins Because dolphins are the secret to the fuckin' universe Right here, tonight And I also like chicken Fuckin' love chicken But I like, motherfucking dolphins! Motherfucking dolphins! Reach out and fuckin' touch some dolphins I'd like to acheive world peace in the next five minutes Right here, we're gonna do it Right here, right now Reach your hand up into the sky And say "Dolphins are real!" This is the greatest fuckin' moment in my life! Right now and I'm gonna live it At least for another 20 seconds OK, I think it's over now It's not the fuckin' best moment of my life But you know I still want to touch dolphins 1, 2, 3... TOUCH DOLPHINS! Yes Fucking touch dolphins Feels so good, touch dolphins in the water Touch dolphins You all know what I'm talkin' about? Because I don't know what I'm talkin' about Fax that to your grandma! Here to defy the logic of all dolphin laws! ["Sexx Laws" starts]

THE SONG
Beck "sang" this little piece on June 8, 2005 in Amsterdam. After "Loser" had finished, he and his band played a slow electro-version of "Loser" briefly, as the crowd sang the chorus. This somehow turned into some new age-y music, with Beck rambling on and on about dolphins. It's pretty funny, and clearly Beck is winging it from the absurd corner of his brain. The funniest part is one of the band members' backing vocals about "touching dolphins in the water" and seeing epiphanies and stuff.

LIVE
Live debut: June 8 2005 Amsterdam, NetherlandsLast live:Beck only "played" this the one time, that I'm aware of.